Articles
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Fully Jabbed Basketball Star Drops Dead ‘Suddenly and
Unexpectedly’ at 20 After Massive Heart Attack - by Sean
Adl-Tabatabai / News Punch 31JUL22.
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Athlete Deaths Are 1,700% Higher Since 2021 and Nobody’s
Allowed To Ask Why - by Sean Adl-Tabatabai / News Punch
31JUL22.
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Now Six Doctors From One Hospital Have Mysteriously Died
Within Two Weeks of 4th Booster Rollout - by Brian
Shilhavy / NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams fires 1,752 city employees
for not taking the Covid-19 vaccine (that doesn’t stop Covid
infections) - by Arsenio Toledo / DC Clothesline
31JUL22.
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Chicago Health Care Workers’ Class Action Against “Vaccine”
Mandate Settle for $10.3 million - by Rhoda Wilson /
Exposé 31JUL22.
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How We Fell Into the Covid Plandemic - by Alex Krainer /
NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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U.S. government, CDC colluded with Google, Twitter, Facebook
to censor important information about experimental covid
vaccines - by Lance D Johnson / Newstarget 31JUL22.
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CDC Sent Big Tech Platforms ‘Instructions’ on Who To Censor
- by Sean Adl-Tabatabai / News Punch 31JUL22.
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Manchin-Schumer Deal Raises Taxes on Millions of Americans,
Even on Lower and Middle Class - by Nick Arama / Red
State 31JUL22.
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“Inflation Reduction Act” Would Raise Taxes on Everyone
Making Over $30K a Year - by JD Rucker / NOQ Report
31JUL22.
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The Data Behind Manchin and Schumer’s “Inflation Reduction
Act” Contradict The Name - by Tom Williams / Blue State
Conservative 31JUL22.
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Bill Gates and Other Radicals Pressed Joe Manchin to Vote
for Biden’s Behemoth Climate Change Bill - by Joe Hoft /
Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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Schumer Hooked Manchin, But Sinema May Still Stand in the
Way of Democrats’ Climate and Deficit Reduction Package
- by JD Rucker / NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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California Plans To Charge Landowners For Water From Their
Own Wells - by Niamh Harris / News Punch 31JUL22.
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USDA’s July Cattle Report - Drought Accelerates Liquidation
of Beef Cattle Herd - by Belle Carter / NOQ Report
31JUL22.
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First bugs, now Cannibalism - scientist says humans need to
eat other humans to “fight climate change” - by Ethan
Huff / Newstarget 31JUL22.
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US Baby Formula Crisis Worsens As Out-Of-Stock Levels Hits
30% Nationwide - by Niamh Harris / News Punch 31JUL22.
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They Want To Harm Your Kids - by Kevin McCullough /
Townhall 31JUL22.
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Talking Back to the LGBT Lobby - by Paul Gottfried /
American Greatness 31JUL22.
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Canadian 'Activities Book' Introduces Kids to Wonders of
Assisted Suicide - by Mike Miller / Red State 31JUL22.
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CNN Smears a Police Force as Racist, Despite Its Own Report
- by Brad Slager / Townhall 31JUL22.
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‘Culturally Insensitive’ Jokes Will Be Absent from Grand
Theft Auto VI - by Cullen McCue / National File 31JUL22.
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British Police Go Full Fascist, Arrest Man Over a Meme in
Wild Scene - by Bonchie / Red State 31JUL22.
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Would-Be Kavanaugh Assassin Identifies as Trans - Planned to
Kill Three Conservative Supreme Court Justices - by Jim
Hoft / Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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“I’ll protect your Constitutional rights,” Sheriff tells
residents to call him if ATF shows up at their door - by
Jenna Curren / Law Enforcement Today 31JUL22.
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In The US You Can’t Witness An Execution If Your Skirt Is
Too Revealing - by Caitlin Johnstone 31JUL22.
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Migrant arrivals in DC amp up pressure on Biden over border
enforcement - by Haisten Willis / Washington Examiner
31JUL22.
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No Sovereignty Without Border Security - by Mick McGuire
/ Townhall 31JUL22.
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Biden Admin To Give ID's to Illegal Migrants: 'Rewarding
Illegal Immigrants for Breaking Our Laws' - by Sarah
Arnold / Townhall 31JUL22.
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Lara Logan - They’re Giving Social Security Numbers to
Illegal Aliens at the US Border - by Jim Hoft / Gateway
Pundit 31JUL22.
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UK Plots Facial Recognition Tech for “Contactless” Border
Crossings - by Ken Macon / NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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Meta is sued over data collection on hospital patients -
by Ken Macon / Reclaim The Net 31JUL22.
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Twitter Reveals Record Numbers of Government Orders to Turn
Over User Data - by Jose Nino / Big League Politics
31JUL22.
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10 Promising Signs That The Insidious Mind Control Matrix
The Elite Have Created Is Starting To Crumble - by
Michael Snyder / End Of The American Dream 31JUL22.
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Rumble’s antitrust lawsuit against Google will proceed to
discovery - by Dan Frieth / Reclaim The Net 31JUL22.
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The Justice Department Delegitimizes Itself - by Sean
Ross Callaghan / American Greatness 31JUL22.
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Sen. Ron Johnson expects 'deal' to conceal Hunter Biden
indictment - by Daniel Chaitin / Washington Examiner
31JUL22.
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FBI, Director Christopher Wray are in for a rude wake-up
call over Hunter Biden investigation - by Miranda Devine
/ NY Post 31JUL22.
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FBI Continues To Block Requests for Info on Murder of
Clinton Whistleblower Seth Rich - by Sean Adl-Tabatabai
/ News Punch 31JUL22.
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FBI ‘Should Be Disbanded’ After Interfering in 2016, 2020
Elections - by Bob Unruh / NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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Supreme Court Finally Ready to Hear Argument that Only
Legislatures Have Right to Update Election Law - Not Leftist
Judges or Executive Branch - by Joe Hoft / Gateway
Pundit 31JUL22.
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Colorado - Here is the List of Upcoming and Ongoing Recounts of 2022
GOP Primary Elections by County - by Brian Lupo /
Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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Colorado Secretary of State Brags About Increasing Ballot
Drop Boxes by 65% in the State Knowing They are a Major
Means of Ballot Trafficking - by Jim Hoft / Gateway
Pundit 31JUL22.
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Arizona IT and Elections Expert: Elections Assistance
Commission Was Aware That Machines Could Be Hacked in
Minutes - by Brian Lupo / Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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Presentation Reveals Identities Of Maricopa County Election
Employees Who Deleted Files From Election Server Before
Maricopa County Audit - by Jordan Conradson / Gateway
Pundit 31JUL22.
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The Russia Hoax, Covid Cover-Up, And A Sinking Economy -
Playing Chicken with the Fates - by James Howard
Kunstler / Blue State Conservative 31JUL22.
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Joe Manchin Squirms When Asked Uncomfortable Questions About
Joe Biden - by Bonchie / Red State 31JUL22.
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Meathead Rob Reiner Roasted On Twitter For Praising Biden As
A Great President - by Mike LaChance / Gateway Pundit
31JUL22.
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Joe Biden is the Least Popular United States President in
Decades - by Jose Nino / Big League Politics 31JUL22.
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Yet Another Kamala Harris Staffer Is Leaving - by
Rebecca Downs / Townhall 31JUL22.
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Another One Bites the Dust as Team Kamala Continues to
Implode - by Nick Arama / Red State 31JUL22.
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The Incredible Implosion of Team Kamala - by Matt
Margolis / PJ Media 31JUL22.
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Why Do Democrats Lie So Damn Much? - by Derek Hunter /
Townhall 31JUL22.
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Are the New Progressive Rules Reciprocal? - by Victor
Davis Hanson / American Greatness 31JUL22.
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Fox News 'Banning' Trump From Network, Aggressively Shilling
DeSantis - by Chris Menahan / Information Liberation
31JUL22.
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Golf Fans Chant “Four More Years!” as President Donald Trump
Joins Players at LIV Tourney in Bedminster - by Jim Hoft
/ Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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President Trump is Joined by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene at
Bedminster, His Friend Caitlyn Jenner Also in Attendance
- by Jim Hoft / Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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CNN Travels to Foreign Land of Wyoming to Ask Voters if They
Support Wicked Liz Cheney – Stunned by Replies - by Jim
Hoft / Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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Three Issues Republicans Must Hammer Home If They Want To
Win And Save Our Country - by PF Whalen / Blue State
Conservative 31JUL22.
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New strategy urged to deal with Russia’s invasion of Ukraine
as collapsing Hungary’s leader realizes Putin is getting
best of them - by JD Heyes / DC Clothesline 31JUL22.
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Trump: Brittney Griner prisoner swap for ‘Merchant of Death’
doesn’t ‘seem like a very good trade’ - by Andrew Mark
Miller / Fox News via NY Post 31JUL22.
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The Russian Embassy Just Released A New Video Mocking The
West: ‘Time To Move To Russia’ Where There’s ‘Traditional
Values, Christianity, No Cancel Culture’ - by Alicia
Powe / Gateway Pundit 31JUL22.
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Pelosi makes no mention of Taiwan in Asia trip itinerary
- by Abigail Adcox / Washington Examiner 31JUL22.
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Nancy Pelosi Starts Asia Tour Without Mention of Taiwan
- by Mitch Picasso / PJ Media 31JUL22.
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Is Nancy Pelosi Bluffing or Did She Cave? - by JD Rucker
/ NOQ Report 31JUL22.
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What ‘The Jetsons’ predicted right and wrong about the
future - by Tim Donnely / NY Post 31JUL22.
Grendelcomment: Happy B-Day George Jetson! Adjusted
for reality here's a look at your future famous sit-com.
The Jetsons Today
- Meet George Jetson. 40, recently released from Skyrock
Prison, having served a 16 year sentence as a pederast for statutorily raping Jane
when she was 17 and he was 24. The show's hijinx include
George's treks around the skypad-neighborhood to inform his
neighbors he's a sex offender. But George may not be out of
the slammer for long. He's pending charges once again, this
time for animal cruelty due to a treadmill abuse mishap
involving the late family dog, Astro. Luckily George's
best pal Orbity, his personal sat-phone-AI minder, is there
to give George someone to talk to for advice and consolation.
Meanwhile, Orbity keeps tabs on George for
government monitoring as a condition of his release.
Orbity employs advanced social media mind control on
George to try keeping him from getting into so much
mischief, with hilarious results. Casting suggestion:
Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, alright.
- Jane, George's 33 year old body-positivity poster-minx of
a wife, is a proud, independent Womenx who don't need no man.
In fact, she mainly and prolifically prefers women.
Jane formally identifies as "bisexual, leaning heavily
Lesbian with a lean and slender capital 'L', thank you very much."
But she won't let George file for divorce for tax reasons.
After George was behind bars, Jane became a cut
throat corporate lawyer. In fact, she recently won a lawsuit against Spacely Space Sprockets
for discrimination against Womenx and is now sitting on the
newly diversified board of directors. As the details of an
upcoming corporate merger with Cogswell Cogs are
revealed, its nice to see the company executives will do
quite well for themselves. Unfortunately, Jane's been selected to deliver
legally dubious severance packages to middle management and below back at
good old SSSpr. Oh the guffaws to be had during these conundrums, as Jane
learns to jingle her HR lady bracelets consolingly and finds clever and wacky ways to tell folks they're getting
shit-canned . . . all while maintaining top notch employee
termination satisfaction surveys. Casting suggestion:
Say, isn't Amy Schumer looking for work?
- Daughter Judy has become an accomplished crack addict and
experienced prostitute. Achieving these milestones
by the age of 16, Judy sure has a bright future ahead.
She's perplexed why Daddy's still doing time just
for getting caught knocking up dearest Mother all those
years ago. Daughter Judy's busy pursuing a career of
her own. "Dearest mother", as Jane insists upon being
addressed by Judy . . . is as supportive as could be
about Jane's newer career. When Jane featured in the
wildly popular though "unauthorized" pre-series porn spinoff Judy Does Spacebros
BBC, dearest Mother was thrilled to hear all about it.
Judy
is getting her next big chance in showbiz as the world meets the Jetsons.
In one of the first episodes, Judy's struts her stuff as she
tricks out for a skanky little bump and ride session with the
degenerate son of the Mayor
of Orbit City. Casting suggestion: Nope, not gonna go
there.
- His Boy Elroy is a ward of the state. Elroy's serving a
sentence in Space-Juvie for menacing with firearm gestures.
He's presently taking a series of required classes for
conditional release. The focus of the various courses is
about how Elroy needs to change into something other than a
normal little white boy in order to be granted a cubicle in the modern
LGBTQ+ diversity rainbow of
inclusion. Elroy's tortured shame as he's forced into
various identity-altering ploys trying to fit in will be a
running gag. What a hoot. Casting suggestion:
Rotating lineup of Elroys in a genius PR stunt/grift using
the homeless. Each episode will feature an Elroy
portrayed by a lucky little homeless kid of the day selected
from the handy homeless camps surrounding Hollywood.
How convenient.
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